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im not racist but
i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE
what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????