semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

image

(Source: pissent, via hopesuckz)

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

(Source: fullheartedly, via hopesuckz)

fyeahcanines:

Paisley Puppy (by Signature Move Siberians)

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

squat-press-pull:

palegettinghealthy:

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

my heart

Dogs are better than people

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

(Source: les-memorables, via ruinedchildhood)

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

(Source: drsimples, via rnarkiplier)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via thedoctorisamonkeyslut)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via rnarkiplier)

nietzscheisdead:

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

  1. another smaller purse
  2. an aging picture of ringo starr
  3. a six pack of heineken 
  4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
  5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
  6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

(Source: jesuschristofborg, via queerfears)

(Source: agentpekka.com, via queerfears)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via brcnurie)

(Source: peaturquill, via uriegangordie)

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

(via uriegangordie)

tell me about your crush

uneo:

fruit climbers 

(via floraspread)

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