scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via dantesers)

chewbeca23:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

turn up

(Source: four-big-idiots, via uriesays)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via uriesays)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via relateible)

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via uriesays)

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via notalonebutstilllonely)

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

(via uriesays)

malkiewicz:

Sit tight sweetheart

(via pleasedoughnuttouchme)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via rnarkiplier)

draconiashion:

prinxesvlynn:

tylerchokely:

thelastdaybreak:

ourtimeorg:

Amazing millennials…

Note: Angela Zhang is Chinese-American

at age 17, i found out that a bird was not a fucking mammal

birds aren’t mammals?

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK OF COURSE BIRDS AREN’T MAMMALS

…I’m losing faith in humanity tbh

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch, via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

Ghibli + houses

(Source: bleizez, via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

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